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Sisters are fine.

Little sisters are not.

-Every boy who ever had a little sister.


Let me sum up lil' sis's for you with a parody of another song:

Ever since I was a young boy,

I wanted a younger sib'

Someone to sit and watch

Lay there in the crib

But there ain't been something

Ever as bad as this

The monster in my house

Is my little sis


She acts like an angel

Around Mom and Dad

But when they leave the room

She turns really bad

She gets out her high heels

And gets ready so stamp

The mean little girl

Is the kick-ball champ


She's a kick-ball wizard

I cross my legs in pain

She's a kick-ball wizard

What does she have to gain?


Why does she do it

I don't know

What makes her so mean


She will go out

And brag to all her friends

Say "hey, I kicked his balls"

And this has no end

But the next time she misses

I'll break her leg in half

Wait I'll get in trouble

That would be a big gaffe


If I told I'd get in trouble

'Cause she'd say I called her names

But name-calling and ball kicking

It just isn't the same

So until I am eighteen

I'll have to put up with this

The monster in the house

Is my little sis


She's a kick-ball wizard

I cross my legs in pain

She's a kickball wizard

What does she have to gain


Ever since I was a young boy,

I wanted a younger sib'

Someone to sit and watch

Lay there in the crib

But there ain't been something

Ever as bad as this

The monster in my house

Is my little sis


After that Pinball Wizard parody, you get the idea. What more is there to explain?

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